For legal purposes, this is a joke. But if you see a big ole pyramid pop up about 400 miles West of the Mississippi, don’t come for us.

Shipping:

• $6.95 flat-rate US shipping or FREE on orders over $100!
• Orders are processed and shipped out within 24-48 hours.
• FREE local pickup is available in Roswell, New Mexico (Choose option at checkout.)

Returns: 

• Returns must be requested and postmarked to us within 14 days from your date of purchase.
• Your item/s to be returned must be in new condition (tags still attached, no odor, pet hair, or other user damage/wear/tear)
• Returns are eligible for store credit only.
• Items that are final sale and cannot be returned: accessories and other non-clothing items, intimates, leggings, sale/clearance items.
• Shipping charges (original and return) are the customer’s responsibility.