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Price of a bale of hay on Pluto has skyrocketed. But the seven headed cows? They gotta eat, amigo. Tip your hats when the Plutonians arrive, and give ‘em a fair price on the good stuff. We hear they buy in bulk and pay in rare minerals.

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Price of a bale of hay on Pluto has skyrocketed. But the seven headed cows? They gotta eat, amigo. Tip your hats when the Plutonians arrive, and give ‘em a fair price on the good stuff. We hear they buy in bulk and pay in rare minerals.